Button Mash This: Chiptunes Orchestra at Nuit Blanche 2011

Over the past month or so, the rad ass members of The Royal Canadian Chiptunes Orchestra have been rehearsing for their performance at the Tiff Bell Lightbox as part of Toronto’s annual Nuit Blanche all-night art event. I am honoured to say that I’ve been playing with this amazing group of talented people and we’re all very excited to share our music. Our set consists mostly of awesome cancon covers which have been given the 8-bit treatment. I assure you fun will be had by all and noise will be made by as many as possible as we will be highly encouraging audience participation. To entice you further, here’s a teaser of what you might expect to hear from the night.

Sunglasses At Night (KidKulit Remix) by KidKulit

Aside from The Royal Canadian Chiptunes Orchestra, there will also be a ton of fantastic 8-bit musicians slotted throughout the entire evening right up until the early morning. Performers include Battle Lava, Deadbeatblast, .exe, Radius and Helena, Oxvylu, Cybernetic Orchestra, Freque, Awesome Force, Jeff the World, Starpilot, Tetris Hold’em, bossFYTE, DJ Finish Him, Press Start 2 Play, and Spell ‘n Math. Now, that’s a LOT of chiptunes!

The Music of the Video Game! is on from 7pm to 7am on Saturday, October 1, 2011. So if you plan on heading out for Nuit Blanche tomorrow night, why not find a way to squeeze in a stopover at the Tiff Bell Lightbox [Cinema 1] onto your art-roaming schedules. You won’t regret it!

Prom Night & White on Rice

I’ve never been to a prom before and didn’t feel like the fake thing that happened recently.   So with popcorn instead of a corsage I disco-ed my way down Roncesvalles Village to the Revue cinema for Chris Alexander’s Film School Confidential screening of the original 1980 Prom Night movie.   My excuse for not seeing it first time round was that I’d yet to be cut out of my mum (watch out Macbeth).   The 35mm print was accompanied by a very special Prom Queen & King, actress Mary Beth Rubens as well as composer Carl Zittrer.  Is thirty years on ok to talk spoilers?   The Canadian cult classic starts with an innocent children’s game turning tragic as an accident means one little girl never makes it to the big event.  Flashing forward, those involved have moved on with their lives keeping a dark secret until a mysterious caller rotary dials a reminder in to their lives.   It’s more about who is the “hack’n slasher” than the hacking & slashening.  Jamie Lee Curtis, fresh from surviving a baby sitting job from hell, & Leslie Nielson, prior to his weapon was stipped, are top billed along with the memorable supporting cast that light up the screen as well as the dance floor.  Check out my video of the Q&A session below.

Money might be a bit tight after all those TIFF tickets but thankfully Toronto International Reel Asian Film Festival were at hand this weekend with a free celebratory screening of White on Rice, to commemorate their 15th Anniversary taking place in November.  Going in to the movie blind other than seeing a still of a lady dressed as a banana I had no idea what to expect other than a potential King Kong incident.  40 year old Jimmy is down on his luck having split from his wife he now lives on the top bunk above his young nephew making things annoying for his Brother-In Law & sister.  With a love for dinosaurs & a little too much straight talking he’s out to net himself a new love.  Idiotically charming Jimmy’s man-childishness brings out a lot of smiles & laughs in the same way Napoleon Dynamite did.  Can you remember your first date?  Check out some of the sneak peeks coming to Toronto in 2011′s Reel Asian Film Fest. – @emaninTdot

CRUSH : Greg Baker

I may be in Vancouver right now, but that doesn’t mean I can’t Crush from afar. Meet Greg Baker, a Torontoian, gamer geek with an athletic side, who is into waterpolo and soccer. I first met Greg at a #QueersandBeers meet, then met again randomly on his birthday doing Karaoke. What’s not to love? You can follow Greg on twitter at @toasterleg

Phjoshua on Sports – Watch out for The Bears in Week 3!

Week 3 Must Watch Game - Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears

Hey there boys and girls – it’s time to take a look at what we’ve got coming to us this week in the magical and wonderful world of sports!

The easy place to start is with NFL football. We’re into week 3 of the regular season and while that means we’re starting to see what teams are really made of, there are still questions to be answered.

Here are my 3 must-see games of week 3:

1) New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills
The Bills have played the Patriots very well in the last 2 seasons, especially at home and they are 2-0 to start the season givng their fans have hope. I’m not exactly ready to drink to kool-aid just yet, but they sure have been exciting to watch so far this season. The problem is that the Patriots are red hot and are still a far better team than Ryan Fitzpatrick’s heard. Please understand that I hate Tom Brady. I hate him so much that I bad mouthed him while I was in the barber’s chair yesterday. But even though I hate him I will watch this game because there could be some huge entertainment value. – Pick the Patriots on the road.

2) Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears
The Packers and Bears have the oldest rivalry in the NFL dating back to 1921. They hate each other. The fans hate each other. The media plays up the hate and there is always a good game to watch. The Packers know that they have a target on their back as they come off of their Super Bowl win, but they have seemed to be up to the challenge so far this season. Watch for Aaron Rodgers to continue to prove that he is one of the NFL’s elite QBs. – Pick the Packers on the road

3) Washington Redskins at Dallas Cowboys
I love the Dallas Cowboys. I even like Tony Romo. I just don’t want to hear anything else about Tony Romo needing to lead his team to victory and the Super Bowl. Romo needs to be a game manager and the fans, coaches and organization need to realize that. Lucky for the Cowboys, I believe that they can beat the Redskins. I also believe that the stadium will be rocking for the Dallas home opener on Monday Night Football. Be ready kids, this is going to be prime time TV! – Pick the Cowboys at home.

To see my full week 3 picks check out my blog from earlier this week.

In Major League Baseball we are coming to the end of the regular season. Wednesday will mark the last game of 2011 for 22 teams. However, 8 will move on to the play-offs. The problem/excitement is that we don’t know who the 7th and 8th teams are going to be.

In the American League the Boston Red Sox are still holding onto the Wild Card lead over the Tampa Bay Rays and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (worst name ever) but the lead is slim and there is a lot of worry. A colapse by the Red Sox pitching staff (which could totally happen) and a surge by the Rays or Angels could mean that Wednesday’s games could be very meaningful.

In the National League it is the Atlanta Braves hoping to sneak in as the Wild Card winner as they hold a tiny lead over the St. Louis Cardinals. The Cards were written off early in the year due to injuries, but they have clawed their way back. The Braves were supposed to be rebuilding and dealing with the fact that they don’t have Bobby Cox anymore – but it hasn’t seemed to be a problem. Look for the Braves to hold on. I just don’t think the Cardinals have it in them.

And, if hockey is your cup of tea you can look forward to more pre-season action and a ton of NFL talk all over the place as we get 1 step closer to the regular season. Please, whatever you do, do not put too much stock into what teams look like right now. I don’t care if your team or mine looks great in the pre-season, talk to me in March when it matters.

No matter what you dig, or what you watch, I hope you enjoy it a ton. See you all next week!

And hey, follow me on Twitter – @phjoshua!

TIFF Part II: Short Cuts

Eleven days of movie eyeball absorption later TIFF is put back in it’s pretty (Light)box for another year.  Watching way in to double digits is the norm that leaves you unable to focus on a finger at the end of your snout.

Unable to see so many features I took a short cut to keeping my film talley strikes high by attending the programme with the same name.  Averaging 7 per session I managed to amass 21 to my total.   The common theme of the dark & macabre yet visually stunning ran through all of those which I saw.  Here are the highlights from the land you call home:

Patch Town – Programme 1

Cabbage patch & garbage pail kids combine in a dark parallel universe where babies are harvested from leafy greens in a musical adoption industrial fairy tale.  In Soviet Russia blog reviews you…the vegetable also had a come back in Programme 6 with Little Theatres:  Homage to the Mineral of Cabbage with delightful subtitles & miniture animation.

After deliveries from the stalk the grim reaper balanced out the head count.

Lie Down and Die – Programme 1

Not the most cheeriest of titles but beautifully shot, the first film from Ryerson grad Kyle Sanderson, explored a cursed family tree falling fowl of murder & bizarre bad luck.  My favourite comment on the YouTube trailer is “Get Up and Live” which is an amazing motto & ultimately what the short achieves for the lead.

Tabula Rasa – Programme 2

Wet sets of awe.  A flooded town of stubborn people are lost to the waters before ascending led by a sparkler crowned goddess.  Gallons of fun.

The Pedestrian Jar – Programme 2

A Public service announcement inspired, office interview styled film which is a little too close to what the monstrous motorists on the roads of Toronto are percieved as being from a cyclist & those less four wheeled.

Pathways – Programme 6

The biggest jump moment of the programme.  Frustrations at home & inability to express emotions at the kitchen table take a school boy’s adventure in a forest to a dark conclusion.

We Ate The Children Last – Programme 6

Sci-Fi transforms Hogtown literally, with pig augmentations leading to green bin dinners.  Much more than the G20 stand in riot shots.  Left craving a full length porcine feature.

Trotteur – Programme 6

A snow covered train race epic.  Passion Vs. steam power closed the series.

I’m looking forward to see these short cuts grow in to long slices.

CRUSH : Jamie McLennan

Apparently, today, September 19th is International #TwitterCrush Day. Now any regular follower of mine knows that I’ve been ranting and raving and posting about my crushes all summer long, very publicly. This week, my crush is Jamie McLennan. I first met Jaime at #GovCamp earlier this spring, when I discovered he was also wearing a bowtie. What I didn’t know about Jamie until afterwards is that he sings opera, is quite the linguist and is happily married to his husband Alexandre. That didn’t stop me from crushing and following him on twitter @jamiemclennan

The Gladstone’s Melody Bar sings a new tune.

Over the last month, you may have notice how much quieter it was on the corner of Gladstone and Queen West. During that time, the Gladstone Hotel had shut it’s doors to the Melody Bar to renovate and rejuvenate the space. Gone are the bulky booths, the worn carpet and the dark ceilings, replaced with a variety of softer seating options, crisp white ceilings and a beautiful terrazzo flooring. Finally, today after a soft launch this past weekend, the Melody Bar is going to be celebrating it’s relaunch.

Upon entering the room, you immediately notice how much brighter and spacious the room is. The old bulky booths on the left has been replaced by more functional bench seating, giving the space much more room to breath. You also notice the shiny terrazzo floor which has been uncovered from the original building and resurfaced and repaired which is a huge improvement from the old carpeting that once covered the floors. What I found most striking about the room was the felt installations by artist, Kathryn Walter. It definitely adds movement to the room and totally distracts you from the fact that they have brightened up the ceiling in white, getting rid of the dark ceiling that was their before.

Personally, I think Christina Zeidler, the owner of the hotel and designer of the room did an exceptional job of really renewing the space, without completely changing the space and making it feeling foreign, instead, I feel like the room is brighter, more spacious and more inviting. It should be interesting to see how well it handles a huge crowd of people.

Tonight, the Melody Bar will be open to celebrate the relaunch. But if you can’t make it tonight, make sure to check out some of the other great programming planned this week.

Mon, Sept 19
Melody Bar Relaunch Celebration
Free | Melody Bar | 930pm

Tues, Sept 20
Tweetgasm 2.0 – Melody Bar Relaunch Edition
Free | Melody Bar | 930pm

Wed, Sept 21
Harvest Wednesday Feast
$70 per person | Melody Bar | 630pm

Melody Bar Relaunch with Light Fires & DJ Phil V
Free | Melody Bar | 10pm

Thurs, Sept 22
Toronto Blues Society presents Robin Banks with Teddy Leonard
Free | Melody Bar | 930pm

Fri, Sept 23
Gladstone World & Batuki Music Society present the Donné Roberts Band
Free | Melody Bar | 9pm

Sat, Sept 24
Mill St. Country Saturdays presents Joanne Mackell & Tru Grit
Free | Melody Bar | 930pm

Gladstone’s KARAOKE Relaunch: Pop Culture Edition!
Free | Melody Bar | 11pm

Sun, Sept 25
Mill St Acoustic Family Brunch
Free | Melody Bar | 10am

The Toronto Botanical Gardens is Buzzing with Bees

Earlier this year, I had the opportunity to spend an afternoon with the bees at the Toronto Botanical Gardens. I got to see the inner workings of two hives and learned a little bit about it’s thousands of inhabitants and of course it’s Queen. Never having been stung by a bee, I was a little reluctant, to check out the hives, but once there, a natural hum takes over your senses which totally relaxes you.

This season, the Toronto Botanical Gardens had scheduled 6 public sessions with the bees which includes all sorts of education on what is in a hive and how to extract and handle bee frames from a hive. For example, did you know that bees don’t like it well you blow on them. And they disperse when you do.

This Sunday, September 18th, the gardens is holding their fifth bee session, and likely the most fun and delicious of the sessions, the Honey Harvest. In this hands-on session participants will sort and pull the capped honey frames, remove the wax cappings and extract the liquid honey in the TBG kitchen. The session runs from Noon to 4pm and costs $35 to the public or $30 for members.

For more information on the bees program and all the other interesting programming at the Toronto Botanical Gardens, check out the schedule here.

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